My name is Nicki and I have a problem. It is called Approachingdirtythirtyitis Syndrome. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Highly overactive libido
Increased dermal sensitivity
Perpertual state of arousal
Heavy breathing
Ravenous sexual appetite
Howling at the moon
Constant self-pleasuring (when not involved in a committed relationship)
Continuous sexual fantasizing
Relentless male crotch watching
Unremitting lip licking
Persistent come hither looks directed at appropriate male population
Etc.
There is no cure, but regular sexual intercourse (regualr being 1-2 times a day everyday) may control some of these symptoms. To learn more about Approachingdirtythirtyitis Syndrome or to make charitable contributions to the Approachingdirtythirtyitis Syndrome Foundation, please contact approachingdirtythirtyitissyndrome.org. Your time, contributions and cooperation are greatly appreciated.
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